Someone who consantly hovers or follows and uses your personal property to entertain themselves for the time being (which is usually a long time). You will also find a Wannamaker quoting your words as you talk as a form of mimicking. Wannamakers also creep and will yawn with you and give off a creeper laugh afterwards.
Makes you want to flat out AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gives you that itching feeling.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)