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wannabeemo 

If they say their emo and tell eveyone that there "emo", And slit their wrists and show everyone, listen to p!ATD or Fall out boy, If they have nothing to be upset about but still claim them selves as emo(Label are stupid) Write stupid poetry about problems they don't have
Wannabeemo- *sigh* I feel so alone *slit slit*
Emo- Why...
Wannabe-Well I feel alone I am listening to green day I am so emo
Emo-wtf?Alone?green day is not emo....
Wannabeemo-Yes it is!!
emo-No it isn't why do you feel alone?
Wannabeemo-No one understands me
emo- How can no one understand you you live in a nice house with two parents? you don't go though have the stuff that some people do so just stop being a wannabe and shut up for once.....
Wannabemo-I AM NOT A WANNABE
Emo-*rolls eyes*
wannabeemo by Unknown Poison September 9, 2006

wannabeemo 

wanabeemo-
basically someone that wants to be emo. okay...fair enough if you are actually depressed...but thinking depression is coool. well thats jsut low. one hell of a work of art. but stil not a nice peice ..perhaps..what the fuck am i on about...pah
wannabeemo---ooo watch as *accidently* slip my sleeve up to unveil an "emo" slit.
wannabeemo by bla bla bla bla November 9, 2006

wannabee 

A person who would like to be different from how they are at present.
Typically, such persons would like to become famous, or admired by the world at large.
Often, they are aspiring pop vocalists or instrumentalists, or performing artistes of some kind.
At today's auditions, the waiting area was crowded with wannabees.
wannabee by Norman Wannabee May 21, 2005

wannabeef 

a very convincing, meatless, substitute for ground beef. Wannabeef is not often generally consumed by anyone but vegetarians &/or vegans and varies in its degree of palatability.
Person A: "Wow, this meatloaf is so delicious!"

Person B: "Actually it's meatlessloaf. I made it with wannabeef."
wannabeef by sara90 December 7, 2009

Samurai Wannabee 

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.
Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!
Samurai Wannabee by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005

indie wannabee

An 'indie wannabee' is someone who wants to be 'indie' In most cases, these people were chavs before, going around getting off with every single lad in school and the all of a sudden, just to fit in with everything else, they claim to be 'indie'
These wannabee's try way too hard. The whole indie look is supposed to be laid back and not put on at all, whereas these wannabee's try way hard with their matching pumps, cardigans and highwaisted shit. Honestly, they need to get back into their 'ecko tracksuits' and stop trying to be indie.
Many 'wannabee indie kids' from the Coventry area, also known as Chaventry, claim to like The Enemy, a local indie rock band. Just because they like The Enemy, this apparently makes the all indie cindys. No, it doesn't. They need to be told.
"You wannabee indie cindys, please fuck off back to your street corner smoking your roll ups and drinking your wkd. You are not indie and never will be, no matter how hard you try, alright!?"
Dee: "I'm a right indie cindy, I am."
Elle: "You're chav turned indie wannabee, actually. You try too hard!"
Dee: Nawww shat ap I iz well indie I iz!"
indie wannabee by theannoymouskid October 4, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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