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wannabeemo 

If they say their emo and tell eveyone that there "emo", And slit their wrists and show everyone, listen to p!ATD or Fall out boy, If they have nothing to be upset about but still claim them selves as emo(Label are stupid) Write stupid poetry about problems they don't have
Wannabeemo- *sigh* I feel so alone *slit slit*
Emo- Why...
Wannabe-Well I feel alone I am listening to green day I am so emo
Emo-wtf?Alone?green day is not emo....
Wannabeemo-Yes it is!!
emo-No it isn't why do you feel alone?
Wannabeemo-No one understands me
emo- How can no one understand you you live in a nice house with two parents? you don't go though have the stuff that some people do so just stop being a wannabe and shut up for once.....
Wannabemo-I AM NOT A WANNABE
Emo-*rolls eyes*
wannabeemo by Unknown Poison September 9, 2006
Words you can keep

wannabeemo 

wanabeemo-
basically someone that wants to be emo. okay...fair enough if you are actually depressed...but thinking depression is coool. well thats jsut low. one hell of a work of art. but stil not a nice peice ..perhaps..what the fuck am i on about...pah
wannabeemo---ooo watch as *accidently* slip my sleeve up to unveil an "emo" slit.
wannabeemo by bla bla bla bla November 9, 2006

WannabeJoeWeller53 

A person who owns two Gucci items and a pair of Yeezy's whilst flexing on other people about it
"I just can't keep referring to him as wannabejoeweller53 for the entire video, let's just call him Craig"

"Yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy"

wannabealoserr 

(a.k.a: rachel) an very talented young youtuber who has issues covering up her cleavage. (we forgive her, it'd take a turtleneck to contain those beasts. lucky bitch.) she's smart, beautiful, and quite hilarious.
"go to youtube and watch wannabealoser." "IT'S TWO 'R'S, YOU NOOB! WANNABEALOSERR!!"

Wannabeaboo 

The definition of when someone watches anime not to appreciate how good it is, but just for the aesthetic and to be quirky and different for not watching shows with real actors.
Melissa: Have you seen Jenny, she says she watches digimon, she's such a wannabeaboo.

Karen: Wow, she doesn't even watch JoJo's Bizzare Adventure?
Wannabeaboo by void_moh May 21, 2020

wannabee 

A person who would like to be different from how they are at present.
Typically, such persons would like to become famous, or admired by the world at large.
Often, they are aspiring pop vocalists or instrumentalists, or performing artistes of some kind.
At today's auditions, the waiting area was crowded with wannabees.
wannabee by Norman Wannabee May 21, 2005

wannabe emo 

the dickheads who give real emos a bad name by either forcing themselves to listen to to emo bands they don't even like or listening to crap bands they THINK are emo. Also fake depression+ have bad hair.
Wannabe emo boys look all pathetic and have gelled-down-to-look-longer hair. Wannabe emo girls are usually really fat, will wear heartagram or Emily The Strange shit and have REALLY, REALLY long black or brown hair.
Wannabe emo kids wear: crap jeans, button-down tops which look more like school shirts than anything, crappy band tees, Heartagram tees, fake Converse, plain black shoes/trainers, plain black glasses, Emily The Strange, etc.
Alot of them also say they're bi/gay when they're NOT.
Wemo hobbies: writing 'sad' poetry, listening to 'depressing' music, self-harming, sitting in corners, crying, writing 'sad' diary entries (eg: Dear diary, today was a very regular, boring day, but because I fake depression, I'm going to say it was terrible and everything went wrong. Gotta go and self harm, bye, you're the only one who understands<3)
Wannabe emo must-haves: Emily The Strange tee, crap hair, plain black shoes/trainers, razorblades, fake blood, horn-rimmed glasses, black/grey straight-leg jeans, shitty band tees and anti-depressants. Oh yes, and the diary to write poetry and 'depressing' entries in.
Mum/Dad: Hey, kid, how was school today?
Wannabe emo kid: thinking 'meh, it was ok' SO, SO DEPRESSING. I'MA WRITE SUCKISH POETRY, PRETEND TO SELF-HARM AND TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.
wannabe emo by t_rawr March 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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