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wank bucket

A person of extreme irritation.

One who consistantly fails to achieve the goals imposed by others and blames everyone but themselves.

A person of the lowest order.
This word is used extensively in the construction industry, epsecially towards main contractors who could not build a garden shed let alone a block of apartments.

You are a wank bucket.
wank bucket by Henry Staff December 3, 2007
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wank bucketedness 

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
wank bucketedness by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022

wankbucket 

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.
"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."
wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012

wangbucket 

A PG13 term that is applicable when someone is a dick, idiot, an ex-boyfriend, etc . Someone probably with a low IQ with no general sense of style or social cues.
Did you see what Nathan Fleischer was wearing today? He looked like a total wangbucket.
wangbucket by hoffmacv April 3, 2017
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