Walter Mitty
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Walter Mitty
A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
Walter Mitty by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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Walter Mitty
When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.
"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."
Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.
Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.
Walter Mitty by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009
Walter Mitty
Walter Mitty by takedownhomos December 7, 2022
Walter Mitty
Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
Walter Mitty by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026