by StarvinMartini December 6, 2009
Get the waltabird mug.A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.
Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
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Get the Waltard mug.Hey Keith who was that guy you were with? Was he stoned?
Nah thats my cousin Marty he's a Wakabird! You know a bit retarded.
Nah thats my cousin Marty he's a Wakabird! You know a bit retarded.
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