Wall-eyed

The opposite of cross-eyed. The eyes point away from each other, rather than inward.

Man, that dude is wall-eyed! How does he do that?

by spinaltapsoundguy October 20, 2009

Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

Wall-eyed

A white dude who thinks he's straight gangsta.

I asked him if he wanted to play cards, but then he got all wall-eyed on me and told me to back da fuck up.

by Albie7 February 25, 2008

wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

by corrin March 30, 2008