Wall-eyed

The opposite of cross-eyed. The eyes point away from each other, rather than inward.

Man, that dude is wall-eyed! How does he do that?

by spinaltapsoundguy October 20, 2009

Wall-eyed

A condition where someone can never look straight at you because one of their eyes is always pointing in another direction. Often giving the impression that the person is mentally retarded.

Wall-eyed Wally can only look at you with one eye at a time while the other eye points elsewhere...

by Gaylord Olgvin September 13, 2011

Wall-eyed

A white dude who thinks he's straight gangsta.

I asked him if he wanted to play cards, but then he got all wall-eyed on me and told me to back da fuck up.

by Albie7 February 25, 2008

wall eyed titties

when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.

"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"

by corrin March 30, 2008

walleyed

An indelicate term used to denote the occasion or common occurence of one's eye wandering involuntarily.
see lazy eye

"Oh, Christ, I ain't dancin' with no walleyed girl, Dale."

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

Walleyed

A person with the inability to look directly in front of him/herself with either eye, rather each eye looks at its respective wall (i.e. left or right wall), thus walleyed.

Dude, stand directly in front of Carlos, he won't be able to see you he's fucking walleyed.

by MumfordMama November 27, 2012

Walleyed Titties

Perky breasts with off-center nipples pointing in opposing directions (not necessarily unattractive).

Man, dat bitch I wuz with last night had some fine Walleyed Titties!

by The Scrounge November 23, 2009