walk of sham

When you and someone else go home alone together, but nothing happens, but since you leave in the morning dressed in last night's clothes, everyone assumes you're doing a walk of shame.

After a long night, I decided to crash at Bob's place. In the morning I did my walk of sham.

walk of sham by Torgana July 29, 2008

Walk of Shame  

The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.

Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.

Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.

Walk of Shame by Christopher Firegoat April 13, 2008

International Walk of Shame 

Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....

Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!

International Walk of Shame by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 5, 2011

theme park walk of shame 

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

theme park walk of shame by Kempo September 6, 2006

walk of shame 

the walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you slept with someone and spent the night in their dorm room

Scott: hey man, nice hair - you doin the walk of shame?
Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...

walk of shame by rorodlam June 1, 2004

academic walk of shame 

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

academic walk of shame by mamothman October 13, 2010

The Walk of Shame 

walking home still wearing your clothes from the night before the morning after staying over at a guy/girl's house that you met at bar or party. Alcohol is usually involved in your decision to go home with them.

she took The Walk of Shame, still wearing her dress and heels, at 6am.

The Walk of Shame by G-spot February 24, 2004