Waldport

I happen to live in Waldport. It's a bull-shit excuse for a town.

A small town on the Oregon coast, where the town shuts down at 9pm. Sports are everything to this town (even though the teams SUCK.) The high school is full of stoner's, wanna-bes, people who live to bring others down and whores. There are only a handful of useful people that graduate from the school. Everyone else either stocks shelves or waits tables. The town recently got credit, only because someone who graduated in 2009 was accepted to play football for the Oregon ducks.

All in all, this town is full of retired couples, drug addicts, teenage girls who sleep around, and teenage boys who drinkdrinkdrink.

Now, I'm going to be fair here, and stand up for the good this town has to offer as well.

Amongst the, lets say, 2/3 of bull-shit this town dishes out, there are people who in this town that are decent. That's about it.

Waldport SUCKS.

They must be from Waldport. I mean, she looks like a crack-whore

by Honesty.is.key. January 20, 2011

Waldport

A totally awesome town of 2000 some people.
Also referred to as the ghetto.

look at Waldport. It is really ghetto.

by Crandon June 12, 2008

waldport

A small town filled with inbreds, losers and toothless drug addicts.
the ghetto.

50% of meth users live in Waldport.

by hannahI June 14, 2008

Waldposting

The act of talking about the characther Wald aka lyn aka " Waldenhiem Edminifus Rhullo Oplenamus Cedric Van Horne" (Percy OC dont steal). Will involve asking question on what decisions on what to get and buy, either hypothetical ones or actual questions, but neither will change their decision. The act of Waldposting is made in order to just talk about Wald and not retrive any good information or advice. Repost of the same waldposting may occur during the following days in order to get a broader audience.

And now I've literally been caricatured as literally only Waldposting

by Purz July 27, 2017