A tall me that’s always clothed closeted with his jokes and comments likes gyatts on men always looking for sex and has besties that don’t love him has raggedy hair and a stink ass
built like a stick, but honestly a 10/10. smoking hot but has such a dick personality. definitely not worth your time for long-lasting relationship, but good to fuck around with.
“omg that’s was so good waimoku, but definitely won’t have you around long terms.”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).