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If your last name by any chance is Wagstaff, I feel bad for you.

The Wagstaff clan, originating from the deep parts of Cornwall has been know in that area as the inferior breed of humans. Wagstaff men can be identified by their very prominent, fiery red hair and their low IQ’s while wag staff women are non existent, only coming from marrying into the family.

Hey man you want to go with Christian out to a movie on the weekend

Nah man he’s a wagstaff

Wagstaff by Tgifffff March 23, 2023

Wagstaff

Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.

The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.

Wagstaff by Waglbee November 17, 2017

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Wagstaff

Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."

"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"

Wagstaff by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010

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Wagstaff

A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.

I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.

Wagstaff by Anarkay October 11, 2017

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wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.

fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!

wagstaff shitter by badgerisfat September 8, 2008

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Harry Wagstaff

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Imposter - "Did you see Harry Wagstaff last night?"
Crewmate - "Yes, he was sus"

Harry Wagstaff by Monkeyboy8008 May 13, 2022

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Sir Martin Wagstaff

This is a reference to the penis, Originating from the 17th century. Used especially in a context where respect is due.

Oh! Please! not Sir Martin Wagstaff!

Sir Martin Wagstaff by kiki7 August 22, 2006

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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