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Wagon Train Crowd 

The entire population of redneck and country people all in a group riding horses at a popular even in Murray County called wagon train.

Most of the "wagon train crowd" drink all day and do not shower. They sleep where they fall. Most guys at wagon train are trying to get lucky. The girls are tough, more manly then some of the men.
"Why is that guy wearing cowboy boots and a dixie land T-shirt?"

"Oh he's just part of the wagon train crowd."

taint wagon 

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!
taint wagon by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015