The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.
"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"
"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."
"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."
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That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.
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Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.
by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017
Get the wafflegod mug.WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.
WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.
WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.
*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*
-=1 hour later=-
*Man1 conversing with Man2*
Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*
-=1 hour later=-
*Man1 conversing with Man2*
Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.
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Get the Wafflegodess mug.WaffleModder or Waffle for short, is a hard working guy who kinda gets shit done. His talents are making art and covers for a game called Friday Night Funkin. He absolutely loves all his friends who he made along the journey.
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