waffle god 

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

waffle god by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

wafflegoth 

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.

That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.

wafflegoth by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011

wafflegod 

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.

wafflegod by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017

wafflegod 

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

wafflegod by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

Wafflegodess 

DONT LET HER PLAY GUN GAME. SHE IS A SQUEEKER WITH A SCREAM OVER 13BILLION DECIBELS. SHE ALSO HAS WAFFLESEX WITH YOUNG BOYS AROUND 12 YEAR OLD.

Guy 1: im deaf now
Guy 2: lol how
Guy 1: i played gun game with wafflegodess
Guy 2: rip

Wafflegodess by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯tbh July 18, 2017

WaffleModder 

WaffleModder or Waffle for short, is a hard working guy who kinda gets shit done. His talents are making art and covers for a game called Friday Night Funkin. He absolutely loves all his friends who he made along the journey.

WaffleModder, Can you make a cover of this, please?

WaffleModder by Respectrox December 11, 2022