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Wacky shirley 

A Wacky Shirley is a sex move where the woman sits on your face and checks her tweets.
Amy totally pulled a Wacky Shirley on me last night. Her favorite celebrity was live tweeting the Republican debate and she was horny, so it was the least I could do.
Wacky shirley by Churlish January 17, 2016

wacky shirley 

When a woman receives oral sex while sitting on a man's face and reading her Twitter feed on her phone.
John was so bad at sex that I just did a Wacky Shirley.
wacky shirley by Veronica Came December 12, 2015

wacky shirley 

When a girl sits on a guys face and reads her tweets.
How was your date?

Oh good! I wacky shirley -ed, which was good for me. :)
wacky shirley by Atah8 February 28, 2016

Wacky Shirly 

When a girl is getting licked out by a guy but while she's sat on his face he is in able to see that she is taking a photo of his dick uploading it to twitter and reading her tweets
Girl 1 - 'OMG last night I did the wacky shirly with some random guy and got like twelve new followers on twitter'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so going to have to do that to my boyfriend I need the followers'
Wacky Shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016

wacky shirly 

When a girl lets a guy lick her pussy but while she's sitting on his face she takes a photo of his dick uploads it to twitter and reads her tweers.
Girl 1 - 'OMG I was doing the wacky shirly last night to some random guy and I got like twelve new followers'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so doing that to my husband to night I need the followers'
wacky shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016
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