Unattractive and insecure, often balding, male who spends his life trying impress his friends by showing he is capable of getting a girl. The funny thing is that each one is less and less attractive, some with major physical turnoffs. Since his emphasis is on a tight ass, he overlooks other major physical flaws. Everyone just wants him to shut up, so they act impressed while secretly laughing to themselves.

ME: I know he’s a vizzachero, but don't he mind how fucking yellow her teeth are?

YOU: I know they are gross but if he’s happy let it go -- he can buy her a toothbrush for her birthday!

ME: Anyone else think that vizzachero’s latest conquest looks a little young? She reminds me of one of the Grady twins in that movie "The Shining"!

YOU: Yeah, but she's legal, so act really impressed or he'll start crying!

ME: Have you ever seen a stupider looking chick getting vizzachero'd?

YOU: No it must be the later stages or he needs to lay off the bong.

vizzachero by dickhead123d February 24, 2013

Related Words

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Vazzana

an italian originated last name specifically from sicily. people who have the last named vazzana are usually the smartest, nicest, sweetest, cutest most athletic people from italy. Everyone loves a vazzana and if i were you, I would change your last name to vazzana to get respect.

girl 1: whats your boy friends last name?

Girl 2: Vazzana!

Girl 3: OMG, no wonder why i fell in love with him the second I layed eyes on him.

Vazzana by Matthew Dilopio March 19, 2013

Vozz

One of the most feared street gangs in all of Australia, based in Western Australia, they have been connected to multiple stabbing,theft and assault charges,

Oh shit that dardy cunt is vozz let’s not fuck with him

Vozz by Iwannadie0987 August 19, 2019

Vozzaya

Vozzaya is probably the hottest person alive as of this century and is sometimes funny on twitter

“Please Vozzaya may I have your autograph?”

Vozzaya by Vozzaya February 12, 2021

Vezzaro

amazing (:

"ARGH! A CAT", said Vezzaro

Vezzaro by decolletage December 9, 2012

Vozzy

vodka

yah mang i that vozzy f**ked me up

Vozzy by thejayyy October 11, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026