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Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)
Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"

rule 18 for voice calls 

if shes gonna masterbate, the mic must be off if your mic is off. Equal rights, Equal fights and its simple
Girl: I am so horny, imma go mute and do smt rq
Man: "rule 18 for voice calls", BRO U CAN'T MUTE
Girl: Your right, I won't mute then
rule 18 for voice calls by evoshere October 27, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Greed Has A Vice Called Chastity<.7.9.7.6.>

voiceballs 

When you are bored and click on your balls to make your voice higher and lots of noise.
I was playing greedy with my friends and decided to voiceballs them by squeezing them and talking in a higher octive.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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