Vildi Vonka is a girl named Vilde who resembles Willy Wonka. They both got a fresh cut bob and bangs. They’re both pale and looks like HOT vampires. If you ever meet a Vildi Vonka, run. She will poop on you without hesitation. Common misconception: Willy Wonka loves chocolate and has a chocolate factory, because of this many believe that Vildi Vonka does too. But the truth is Vildi does not like chocolate and only eats poop. If u ever see her with chocolate around her mouth it’s most of the time POOP. NEVER ask her for chocolate, most of the time u get POOP!!!!!
Normal person 1: Hey do you have poop on ur hands?
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover
by Vildi Vonka April 15, 2020