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video ipod 

This is also known as the 5G ipod. It is substantially smaller than the 4G, is able to play videos, comes in black and white, has a larger screen, and is still priced the same.
Look at me walking with my video ipod, I hope I don't get my arse kicked.
video ipod by Scnhauzer October 15, 2005
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video ipod 

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Device used to view videos, listen to music, or used to hunt numerous small, fur-barring animals, such as squirrels.
"OMFG!!! Did you see what my video ipod did to that freakin' squirrel ?!?!?"

"Wow!! Pink Floyd just pwnd that freakin' chipmunk!!"
video ipod by J.J.M. February 18, 2008

iPod video

5 generation ipod, the best one yet. it can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc.
ipod video comes in black or white (blacks better) and in 30gb that can hold 7500 songs or 60gb that can hold 15,000 songs if you know that many. costs about £220

ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.
I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it
ipod video by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009

iPod video hooker 

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes
Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!
iPod video hooker by Killa Bone March 20, 2007

ipod video

An iPod that can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc. basically it has a lot of useless expensive features. What kind of idiot pays $250 for a bulky mp3 player so they can watch videos on a 2 inch screen that is easily scratched?
guy 1: "hey check out my new iPod video!"
guy 2: "Dude you have a tv in the living room, a camera on your cellphone, and a normal mp3 player is less than half the price. What were you thinking?!"
ipod video by Leezard July 12, 2007
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