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Video gaymer 

Anyone who prioritizes video games over real life. One who will turn down sex for gaming and usually has more online gaming friends than real friends.
Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.

He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.
Video gaymer by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010
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video gaymer 

A video gamer that is gay. simple as that
Person 1: Let's go to Bob's house!

Person 2: But he's a video gaymer...

Person 1: So? I don't care. He has Halo 4!
video gaymer by Bob's house November 7, 2012

Athletic Video Gamer 

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
Athletic Video Gamer by dtkgaming January 22, 2020

Athletic Video Gamer 

A gamer with such class and finesse that possess the traits of a professional athlete.
There are many gamers, but very few have the ability to be an athletic video gamer.

No one knows just how many athletic video gamers exist - some even suggest that there is no way to keep count.
Legend has it that in the presence of an athletic video gamer, even a noob can be a god.

Goat: "Hey Kers, how is that leeroy jenkins guy so damn good at Fortnite?"
Kers: "It's obvious he's an athletic video gamer, Goat!"
Athletic Video Gamer by fknfullgoat January 23, 2020

Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.
Pissed Off Video Gamer by Clipo June 17, 2020

video gamer x

A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"

"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
video gamer x by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014

video gamer 

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
video gamer by dtkgaming January 22, 2020
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God Shot 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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