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Vibe Terrorist 

A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.
Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:

-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-

Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."

Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."

Tim: "What?"

Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "

Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"

Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"

Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."

Final Example:

-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-

The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*

Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
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Vibe Terrorism

The unconscious or conscious act of subverting, attacking, or completely destroying a previously established vibe.
*Person A and Person B are listening to music.*
Person A: Y'know, all Chef Bergens had to do was catch two or four trolls for breeding instead of culling the remaining populace and rendering the delicacy extinct.
Person B: *taken aback* Straight-up, outta nowhere Vibe Terrorism.

vibe terrorism

An interruption of a state of mind, can be unintentional or intentionally deliberate, but must usurp dominance over the mood or setting of a peaceful environment.
Example 1- from one friend to another-

"Hey John, I was listening to that new song you sent me the other day in my car, but my phone died halfway through the Good part, Straight up vibe terrorism man..."

-Example2 -from one friend to another-

" Listen, Sarah, you don't understand! That guy, gave me the ick! And, he was a straight up vibe terrorist when he changed the conversation to talking about fish. I hate fishing, Sarah!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008