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VHM = Very Hairy Muff

Used to describe when a large amount of pubic hair is present in the female genital area. Primarily used in text messages or internet speech.
Dude 1: Man, that chick I went home with last night had a big time vhm!
Dude 2: Tell her she should wax that shit man!
vhm by Mario AKA Mark January 26, 2009
Related Words
vhm VHMD
A group of 4 people who's names start with the four letters of the word. They may not be very popular but they are friends who love each other as friends. I am one of these people, I am from VHMS.
"Look! It's VHMS!"
"Who?"
VHMS by V3ND0R V3N May 8, 2022
Very Horny Male Disease

Occurs long break from getting some other than your computer or other hand held items... including the hand

Symptoms: Frequent Narbs, Excruciatingly painful morning woods, and an increase in buying tissues and vaseline for men extra strength
The fat man named Alin suffers from VHMD. It's rumored Alin hasn't seen a vagina since his birth.
VHMD by Rick123321 April 20, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026