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VHM = Very Hairy Muff

Used to describe when a large amount of pubic hair is present in the female genital area. Primarily used in text messages or internet speech.
Dude 1: Man, that chick I went home with last night had a big time vhm!
Dude 2: Tell her she should wax that shit man!
vhm by Mario AKA Mark January 26, 2009
Related Words
vhm VHMD
A group of 4 people who's names start with the four letters of the word. They may not be very popular but they are friends who love each other as friends. I am one of these people, I am from VHMS.
"Look! It's VHMS!"
"Who?"
VHMS by V3ND0R V3N May 8, 2022
Very Horny Male Disease

Occurs long break from getting some other than your computer or other hand held items... including the hand

Symptoms: Frequent Narbs, Excruciatingly painful morning woods, and an increase in buying tissues and vaseline for men extra strength
The fat man named Alin suffers from VHMD. It's rumored Alin hasn't seen a vagina since his birth.
VHMD by Rick123321 April 20, 2011