vestigial trail Share definition Flag A happy trail which begins above the belly button, preferably at the nipples or higher. I tried to motor-boat him (he was kinda chubby) and got hair from his vestigial trail in my mouth 😕 vestigial trail by This is actually Erin June 14, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the vestigial trail mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch