an absolute unit!
someone who can take 10 stews to the dome in 1 minnow
the first and last person you see before you wake up with a sore jaw on the ground..
hey thad! you see that f**king vessel walk into the bar, holy sh*t

dude that vessel just gobbled up 3 chicks in one night!
by cstrr December 24, 2020
The third album from the wonderful band "Twenty øne piløts"
"Did you buy their album vessel?"
"Yeah! I love it!"
by THE POOR master April 3, 2016
A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.
Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.
by Adrian October 3, 2006
When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.
I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.
by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018
Anyone with the name has a super chode
by jweeze January 14, 2010
pot, weed, dank, mota, cannabis sativa, reefer, herb, et cetera
Yo wassa mutha! Ima smoke summa dat vessel up in this hurr joint. Yaya fo'.
by theMadHatter May 2, 2006
1.) Is a (personal) water craft that can endure waves handedly so.

2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.
1.) The captain of that vessel must be deaf in one ear because he can't navigate into the harbor in this pea soup fog.

2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.
by djsee4 February 20, 2009