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the incorrect way of saying verify.
Ty: so you're telling me, after all these years, vertify isn't how it's pronounce?
vertify by neopreo May 31, 2016
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You were never told the word is actually verify.
"I just need to vertify this one thing"
"Vertify? No dumbass its verify"
Vertify by A piano May 19, 2021
Fadi Mays slang for "verify"
We test our plan to VERTIFY the legitimacy of our results.
Vertify by gmeiners April 14, 2022
The process of creating a new verb based on an existing noun. The new verb provides an abbreviated way to describe using the noun.
It is common to verbify "google" to "googled", allowing you to say "I googled it." Instead of "I searched for it using google."
verbify by haileys November 10, 2005

trust, but verify 

When your spouse/friend/business associate says they did (or didn't) do it. Accept their word with full faith that they are being honest. Then go through their cell messages to confirm they are true angels.

Origin: Russian proverb, "doveryai no proveryai" (trust, but verify)
So he comes home late from work and doesn't feel hungry.
...So what did you say?
What could I do? Said, "Okay Honey" then checked his messages after he went to sleep.

...Do you think?
Naw, I mean, naw. Trust, but verify ensures a happy relationship.
trust, but verify by WtU April 13, 2014

Flush But Verify 

These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.

vertifucked

The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.
What happened to Paul?

He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
vertifucked by udm111 March 2, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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