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The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.
What happened to Paul?

He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
by udm111 March 02, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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