A vegenus is someone with a penis and a vagina. Not to be confused with a sheman, they just use strap-ons. Vegenus's are able to fuck themselves if their dick will wrap around and go into their vagina. Vengenus's are also able to fuck eachother.
Man: You ready, babe?
Lady: Oh yeah.
*pulls down her pants*
Man: Oh Shit!! What the hell is that?
Lady: WHAT!?
Man: THAT!
Lady: OH! That's my vegenus.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.