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The friend/clan mate who sits in your Ventrilo channel and talks about everything but the game. Or plays a different game in the channel causing mass confusion. Usually results in an argument between friends/clan mates.

These are people who are too lazy to pick up the phone and communicate with/make friends.
Player 1: Two bogeys left flank.
Player 2: Roger that.
Player 3: I think I'm gonna buy an Ipad.
Player 3: You really gotta play the new Star Trek MMO.
Player 3: Check out the links I sent you to my 97 web comics I read.
Player 1: I'm gonna f***en stab you while you sleep.
Player 2: Get outta here you Venthole!!!
Venthole by Richard Stalker February 16, 2010

Ventopillary 

That one food that is like your comfort food and it's all you want to eat all the time until suddenly it is no longer satisfying.
My current ventopillary is pistachios.
Ventopillary by Big cheesy May 22, 2022

Ventropulvify 

Ventropulvify: (verb) The advanced engineering technique of optimizing air circulation and pressure within a confined space to achieve an ideal and comfortable environment.
The architect employed innovative designs to ventropulvify the futuristic building, ensuring that occupants experienced optimal airflow and comfort throughout the structure.
Ventropulvify by Drakovi Bloodrose December 11, 2023

The Ventopede 

A human centipede-like creature, but instead sewing their faces to the asshole, they sew them around the feet.
Dude have you seen The Ventopede yet? Scary movie but that shit looks really tasty.
The Ventopede by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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