The friend/clan mate who sits in your Ventrilo channel and talks about everything but the game. Or plays a different game in the channel causing mass confusion. Usually results in an argument between friends/clan mates.
These are people who are too lazy to pick up the phone and communicate with/make friends.
Player 1: Two bogeys left flank.
Player 2: Roger that.
Player 3: I think I'm gonna buy an Ipad.
Player 3: You really gotta play the new Star Trek MMO.
Player 3: Check out the links I sent you to my 97 web comics I read.
Player 1: I'm gonna f***en stab you while you sleep.
Player 2: Get outta here you Venthole!!!
Ventropulvify: (verb) The advanced engineering technique of optimizing air circulation and pressure within a confined space to achieve an ideal and comfortable environment.
The architect employed innovative designs to ventropulvify the futuristic building, ensuring that occupants experienced optimal airflow and comfort throughout the structure.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.