A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person

Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN

Velettah by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018

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Veldamort

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.

“I really kin Veldamort” - Jordan

Veldamort by the velma stans February 3, 2021

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Vledder

This is where all 1337 and important people meet, live and reproduce. Only those who are 1337 enough may enter.

Bob: ey bro, lets go to Vledder.
Random guy: Vledder?!11!!!one!!eleven!! ur not 1337 enough for that bro
Bob: u mad bro?
Random guy: zomg wtf bro. where r u from?
Bob: from Vledder bro
Random guy: w00t!!!!!111oneone!! omg bro i wanna go there too, but i r not 1337 enough sadface :(

Vledder by 1337bro November 26, 2011

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veldspar

The most common ore type in the known world, Veldspar can be found most everywhere. It is still in constant supply as it holds a large portion of the much-used tritanium mineral. It requires 333 ore units to refine.

"I'm out of trit, so I'm gonna go mine me some veldspar!"

veldspar by Josson Turtur January 12, 2009

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Veedence

The evidence of innovation through the combination of technology, communication and business.

Send the idea through and we will check it for veedence.

That idea was pure veedence.

The board will not like the idea unless it ticks all 3 boxes for veedence.

I was reading through your business plan and I would definitely class your business as veedence.

Veedence by Sim2K January 19, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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