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velcro farmer
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A chick who doesn't
practice
grooming
in the pubic
region
.
My wife
wanted to get frisky
last night
but she's a Velcro farmer
down there
.
by
JD&Asso
March 24, 2016
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Get the velcro farmermug. Get the velcro farmermug. Get the velcro farmermug. Get the velcro farmermug.