2 definitions by JD&Asso

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015

Fauxmility

In a desire to illicit admiration, artificial humility projected by someone who secretly craves to be a baller, but has accepted their fate to always be tightwad.

My sister’s fauxmility is annoying—she posts pics of her kids in ratchet clothes to act like they struggle, but owns like 10 rent houses!

by JD&Asso April 18, 2020