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vegi-curious

The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size! Yay!
vegi-curious by PixieTwilight December 24, 2008
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vegi-curious

The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size!
vegi-curious by Pixie Twilight December 25, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008