vegis

a penis that is so large that the urethra also doubles as a vagina.

you need some vegisil for your busted ass vegis

vegis by a$$p1rat3 May 1, 2009

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Vegis

A person that eats all vegan food but will still eat honey and/or have ZERO problem wearing fur and/or leather. Will also fight vegans for getting too preachy and valuing animal rights over human rights.

Them: I thought you were vegan. Vegans don’t eat honey OR wear fur.
Me: Bitch, I said I’m VEGIS. That bee let me borrow that honey. Now, hand me my leather boots! Tuh.

Vegis by VEGIS Honey Eater December 21, 2021

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vegicide

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured

How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!

vegicide by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ October 2, 2011

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The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

The Vegas Inquisition by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013