vasily kamotsky 

The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.

School boy: slaps Vasily Kamotsky
Vasily Kamotsky: slaps him back
Schoolboys head: adios

vasily kamotsky by anonymous September 9, 2020

vasily kamotsky 

A godlike mammal who isn't even identified as a human being, Nobody knows where he came from, or how he got here, all we can guess is that he just spawned, his hand feels like a bedrock block in minecraft, undefeated, the only person capable of truly defeating Vasily is Jesus Christ himself

dude did you hear about vasily Kamotsky
DONT SAY IT
*glass breaks through window*
YOU KILLED US
*slaps their head into pieces ripping into another dimension*

vasily kamotsky by bigdudebigpoo August 21, 2021

Vasily Kamotskiy 

World champion russian slapping god. Also known as ”The Dumpling”

Person 1: Hey bro have you seen Vasily Kamotskiy on World Champions Slapping?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s so much better than Davie504 at slapping

Vasily Kamotskiy by BigPP energy April 22, 2020