Varch

unkept, dirty, socially inappropriate, generally unattractive

Lou's comments at the party were completely varch and uncalled for.

by RLeviticus June 17, 2009

virginal arch (varch)

when the vagina is lush and pokes out more.(like a half circle) this is a virginal arch for virgins. women who been fucked have a flat vagina.

I would like to fuck that virginal arch (varch)

by sigley, lachar, ogden, fleener June 10, 2008

varch

the action of simultaneously throwing up, sharting, pissing and crying- just going through it all

bro it smells like shit i’m actually varching
bruh he gonna varch
that was so cringe i literally varched

by goog L. mapz July 13, 2022

Varch

The combination of the act of vandalism and the feeling of being parched due to silliness. Reserved for the use in posh slang. First became a word on the grounds of Eaton in 2007 after a local schoolboy spray painted “F the police” on the police station and was caught in the act of drunken stupidity

David grabbed the lighter and the spray can and was gonna make a flamethrower.

Friend: “David you’re so varched bro, for spray painting the window of your neighbours car”

by Ze frubbits May 11, 2024