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TJ VARBLE 

A BITCHBOY THAT THOUGH HE WAS HARD FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, THEN GOT FUCKIN WHOOPED
dude 1: i would be so embarassed if i was tj varble, hes 19 and he got beat up by a 15 year old freshman named seth cox!

dude 2: yeah i heard about that... seth cox is one sexy mofo though!

dude 1: hell yeah!
TJ VARBLE by effyouslut October 19, 2008
Related Words
varble • TJ VARBLE • varalee • varbie • varleen • varley • varlet • varberg • Vardley • Vareless
(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020
A fitness girl that uses the steroid Anavar to develop large muscles like a guy. Combination of the words Anavar and Barbie.
Friend: Dude, did you see how jacked those crossfit girls are? They are so hot!
Me: Sorry bro i'm not really into varbies.
varbie by DEEBANKS December 23, 2018

Verble-ing 

Verble-ing: The act of installing a/c parts or hardware without having a clue as to whats going on or how to do it, skipping steps or reading the fucking pubs. usually causing more work for all other shifts, and pissing off 95% of your co-workers. Synonym: buddy fucker.
Example: 1:
A: who installed this leading edge without checking it first?
B: the other shift.
A: MOTHER FUCKERS THEY JUST VERBLED US.
Example 2:
A: Did you verble check those tools or did you really look at them?
B: I verbled them
A: oh hell no check tat shit again.
Example:3

A: who did the daily?
B: i did

A: did you check the tires?
B: not really i verbled them
A: oh well you're verble-ing them.
Verble-ing by You got Verbed June 20, 2011
A hot girl who takes her bodybuilding to the next level by supplementing with the anabolic steroid "anavar", which works great on female musculature without spiking their testosterone.
Man I'd love to have a varbie girlfriend. Imagine the bros at the gym mirin her gains just as much as her ass, and we'll produce offspring that'll feed on the anabolic breast milk from her muscular pec-titties.
Varbie by Yames November 2, 2018
A Shakespearean insult that is defined by the character of Thersites in the comedic tragedy, Troilus and Cressida, as a "masculine whore" (5.1.17).

In other words, this is a 17th Century term for a manslut.
Thersites: Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not from thy talk. Thou art said to be Achilles' male varlet.

Patroclus: Male varlet, you rogue! What's that?

Thersites: Why, his masculine whore.

(Troilus and Cressida, Act 5 Scene 1, lines 13-17)
Varlet by MoonlitG February 10, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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