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TJ VARBLE 

A BITCHBOY THAT THOUGH HE WAS HARD FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, THEN GOT FUCKIN WHOOPED
dude 1: i would be so embarassed if i was tj varble, hes 19 and he got beat up by a 15 year old freshman named seth cox!

dude 2: yeah i heard about that... seth cox is one sexy mofo though!

dude 1: hell yeah!
TJ VARBLE by effyouslut October 19, 2008
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(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020
A fitness girl that uses the steroid Anavar to develop large muscles like a guy. Combination of the words Anavar and Barbie.
Friend: Dude, did you see how jacked those crossfit girls are? They are so hot!
Me: Sorry bro i'm not really into varbies.
varbie by DEEBANKS December 23, 2018

Verble-ing 

Verble-ing: The act of installing a/c parts or hardware without having a clue as to whats going on or how to do it, skipping steps or reading the fucking pubs. usually causing more work for all other shifts, and pissing off 95% of your co-workers. Synonym: buddy fucker.
Example: 1:
A: who installed this leading edge without checking it first?
B: the other shift.
A: MOTHER FUCKERS THEY JUST VERBLED US.
Example 2:
A: Did you verble check those tools or did you really look at them?
B: I verbled them
A: oh hell no check tat shit again.
Example:3

A: who did the daily?
B: i did

A: did you check the tires?
B: not really i verbled them
A: oh well you're verble-ing them.
Verble-ing by You got Verbed June 20, 2011
A hot girl who takes her bodybuilding to the next level by supplementing with the anabolic steroid "anavar", which works great on female musculature without spiking their testosterone.
Man I'd love to have a varbie girlfriend. Imagine the bros at the gym mirin her gains just as much as her ass, and we'll produce offspring that'll feed on the anabolic breast milk from her muscular pec-titties.
Varbie by Yames November 2, 2018
A Shakespearean insult that is defined by the character of Thersites in the comedic tragedy, Troilus and Cressida, as a "masculine whore" (5.1.17).

In other words, this is a 17th Century term for a manslut.
Thersites: Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not from thy talk. Thou art said to be Achilles' male varlet.

Patroclus: Male varlet, you rogue! What's that?

Thersites: Why, his masculine whore.

(Troilus and Cressida, Act 5 Scene 1, lines 13-17)
Varlet by MoonlitG February 10, 2013