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An alternate way to spell v&. To be vanned is to be fucked by the FBI or hauled off in the party van (hence where the word came from).
That sick bastard who posted CP got vanned!
Vanned by TheOneThOnly July 21, 2009
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When a kid gets picked up in a van and mollested
Dude that kid down the block just got vanned.
Vanned by Profuse stranger April 4, 2017

Vanned Off 

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.
I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.
Vanned Off by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009

mini-vanned 

Two in the Front. Five in the back.
That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
mini-vanned by Snookem May 21, 2008

blue-vanned 

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.
It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!
blue-vanned by Anonymous August 26, 2003

White Vanned 

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
White Vanned by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

candy vanned 

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.
candy vanned by sixset May 12, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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