vanesslut 

A girl who loves tequilla, hates vodka but vodka defines her.
Vanesslut was a saint before and was called vanessaint.
After vodka she became a slut tjerefore vanesslut

She likes to eat fries just guys (if you know what i mean)

Sharmourta for tits

Boy 1: yo bro what you doin
Girl 1: i'm checking out the new sharmouta in town
Boy 2: what does she look like
Girl 2: wlek wlek wlek omg 😲 she's such a vanesslut

Boy1 : hlooy shit where can we meet her tits?
Boy 2: wlek je voudrai dire where can we meet her rachatte
Girl 2: shut up you fredick,
Boy2: i have to stop thinking about her, i'd end up with a pierrection

I'd end up with a pierrection if i think of vanessluts
Or

We're vanesslutting tonight

vanesslut by Rachattits March 3, 2017

Vanessitis 

Vanessitis

When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.

Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH

Vanessitis by Hidaka_Yuki December 25, 2011

Vanderslut 

1. One who is studying in the liberal arts, drinking, and sex. This is specifically used to denote an underclassmen female at Vanderbilt University. Willing to bend over in any direction to please a frat boy in order to receive his Natty Light. A malleable female who eagerly awaits orders in bed or backyards or wherever she happens to be prostituting herself at the moment. Often of Northern or South-eastern descent.

1. Ashley has a waggy vag, therefore she must be a Vanderslut.

2. "I gonna go out. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna find me a Vanderslut; get her drunk, smile slightly and I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna have my way with her.

Vanderslut by The Floor December 9, 2008

Vanessitis 

Rare cardiological disease which consists in increased blood pumping inside the Superior Vena Cava and Aorta which results in increased heart activity due to the enourmous amount of love the patient has for Vanessa Nuevo. Some symptomps are increased heart beat and L.O.V.E (lots of various emotions) and B.O.V (because of Vanesa).

Vanessitis is my disease <3

Vanessitis by Rec5000 October 31, 2011

vanessatarian 

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat anyways.

She says she's vegetarian, but we all know she's really vanessatarian.

vanessatarian by Shkirbottle December 6, 2020