van houtte

a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada

wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.

by blitzz September 18, 2007

Van Houtte

A name from Belgium with a Danish descend which are some badasses with tattoos that have Viking blood & respect & will stick up for what they believe in & fight for whats right. Also Van Houtte's will not put up with bullsh*t of any kind. The Van Houtte's can be very feisty and cold when you push them to that point. And for some reason have a lot of haters , The Van Houtte's can look really scary also but they are very kind and respectful when you get to know them.

" SHIIIT don't fuck with the Van Houtte's man , they crazy !"

" Damn they are some awesome/grate people man , like are like family to you !"

by NAMESNLESD October 25, 2019

Van Houtte

1. an internet meme
2. not a person; rather a movement

"Van Houtte added me (on facebook) last night, but I have no idea who he is!"
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."

by The Palinator March 22, 2009

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019