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vamp-diva 

a foxy chick who through her cunning, and malice can mentally manipulate guys often without them even realizing it, and often feeding off their life essence like a vampire.
Man! roxanne is like a real vamp-diva, I hope Matt knows what he's getting into!
vamp-diva by worderamma August 25, 2009

dark vamp writer 

A vamp writer who started a little too young to write vampire erotica. The works of the vamp writer have been circulating around the net since 2002 and the best work she has written is No Such Things as Vampires, starring a hot young vampire named Andrique.
Everytime dark vamp writer writes she makes the world cum
dark vamp writer by Kilogram August 19, 2008

Dark Vamp Writer 

A vamp author that has been writing erotic vampire stories since she was 16. Her best damn work is No Such Things As Vampires and she is circulating more work on the internet.
Dark Vamp Writer's stories made me cream my pants
Dark Vamp Writer by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007

dark vamp writer 

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author
I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great
dark vamp writer by MonsterXXX December 22, 2008
nice young man who gets many bitches
p1 "im for real feeling like dios.vamp right now." p2 "whats that mean?" p1"cus i got so many bitches you know?"
dios.vamp by satansmonstercan March 16, 2022

VampDouche 

A man or woman who will wear sunglasses when there are clouds blocking the sun.
Guy 1: Hey look at that douche with the sunglasses.

Guy 2: Yeah! Why is he wearing sunglasses when it is sunny outside? What a VampDouche