valaeties

The act of masturbation on Valentines day.

I don't have a Valentine date, but I do celebrate valaeties.

by Darknut February 14, 2017

valantis

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.

Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??

by valantislover123 December 31, 2011

valeriescomet

A person who is married to the Arab version of emily prentiss, is very proud of her culture and her heritage, hates the American government ( as she should )
girlboss
gatekeeping
gaslighting

her humor is the bomb 💣

I love valeriescomet

by taralewisalovesurmom April 15, 2022

Valagies

Valagies- when a vagina has stds. like a bust down, ho, skank or putana.

"you bro i'm feeling that girl over there", who brenda, naa chill B she has valagies.

by Papipito August 2, 2020

valetisa

A cool person who is cool

Valetisa is cool

by Disc the artist December 20, 2021