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A gym or fitness club that is for females only, and doesn't allow men.
Lisa was sick of the guys leering at her while she worked out at the regular health club, so she joined a vagym instead.
vagym by escapegoat February 9, 2009
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Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.
Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.
vagmoke by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
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vagynesexual

When you're only attracted to vaginas. Nothing else.
Why don't you like anything but my vagina? Are you a vagynesexual?
vagynesexual by chiraffare January 14, 2017
A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..
Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.
Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015
Vagima means happy face. Anyone can have a vagima.
Dude I have vagima right now.
Why do I hang out with you?
vagima by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 15, 2017

Vagimoris 

A ginger that thinks it is better than everyone else. Can be found in the northern regions of Pennsylvania. Thrives on making people feel like shit. Often referred to as an "asshole". Strongly believes that woman should remain in the kitchen. When most people see him they have a strong desire to punch him in the face. Many believe that the reason this creature is such an asshole is, because it has no soul. It is very unlikely that this creature will procreate. It is recommended that you avoid this creature for personal safety reasons.
Dude that kid is such a vagimoris! I feel sorry for that person he just hurt. Its a shame that people have deal with assholes like him.
Vagimoris by FUCK_YOU_MATT April 18, 2010

vagomach 

The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly")
Sally's vagomach was so large, it hung to her knees.
vagomach by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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