vagpop

When a woman inserts one or more fingers into her moist and aroused vaginal oriface, then proceeds to insert said moistened fingers into the mouth of her unsuspecting partner.

Man, when that chick snuck me a vagpop right there in front of my wife, my dick go so hard that I thought it was going to fall off!

by milfbumper November 1, 2010

Vagpocalypse

To be overwhelmed with the amount of females in a given area.

Matt: Dang, There are so many women here tonight i don't even know where to begin.

Jeff: Yeah its the vagpocalypse.

by darksideone June 6, 2010

vagpipe

Getting Santi all up in your biz.

"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."

by santisantisanti October 21, 2007

vapopper

When one smokes not only a nicotine vape and a thc vape in perfect harmony resulting In The perfect cloud that gets you hazed and Don’t smell like you just blazed

Yo I wanna get baked but don’t want my mom to smell that gas

Just hit a vapopper

by High Preist jesmè June 4, 2020

vagpounderific

something so awesome only this word can describe it.

that burrito was vagpounderific.

by Mathias the Great June 21, 2008

vagpipes

Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.

G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!

by G. Lee October 10, 2007

Vagcophagus

A very, very, very, very, very old vagina.... dry, dusty and lifeless inside.

Man/woman at a Madonna concert "Oh GOD! WTF are you doing? Please stop grossing me out with shots of your Vagcophagus"

by KatErwinius January 16, 2009