vaginoscope 

A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.

As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.

vaginoscope by The Discoverer September 14, 2009

vaginoscopy 

A process similar to a colonoscopy. It's very usefull in the removal of a fine minerals after a full night of drinking sex on the beach.

She was foolin around with her boyfriend while they were camping and had to get a vaginoscopy when she got home, she said she felt like she did before herpes.

vaginoscopy by gmsb September 30, 2009