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vaginaria 

To break out in a rash of Vaginas, usually brought on by being over crazy about a girlfriend you have. This girlfriend may be your first, or maybe you're just to much of a vagina to know how to handle your women. You'll usually see this rash appear after symptons like you crying yourself to sleep because your happpy, spend more then 20 bucks on her in the first 4 months, or even cut your leg and back hair just because she made a comment about you being really hairy. If you think your friend may have this no cause for alarm. This is easly treatable with creams and pills. Also heavy amounts of masterbation and watching of manly movies like Fight Club and Rocky. Also you'll have to let go of that girl, she's probbuly a Cling-On anyways. But no worrys to the friends who help the victim. As of now Vaginaria is NOT contagious.
Friend 1-My buddy just shaved his back hair for his girlfriend.
Friend 2- OMG, does he smell kind of like fish and cry about this girl
Friend 1- O god no, it can't be, not Vaginaria!
vaginaria by One Knight Stand January 1, 2007
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vaginablaster 

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion
She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

vaginagram

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!
vaginagram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016

Vaginarad 

It's a synonym for awesome,if your girl has a radical vagina it's awesome so when someone is vaginarad they're as awesome as your girl's radical vagina.
Reem,you're vaginarad.
Vaginarad by Requeim217 December 9, 2014

Vaginacade 

Like a barricade for vagina, cock block.

How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.
Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008

Vagetarian 

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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