Vagina Salad

Sloppy sexxx

Dude last night i met this hot chick at the bar and we went back to her house for vagina salad.

Vagina Salad by zombieguts565 May 26, 2010

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vagina salad

When you invite over alot of women and you drug them up and get them naked. They then lay out on the floor spreading their beavors. You then eat them out, therefor a vagina salad.

Last nights vagina salad was so scrumpcious.

vagina salad by chrispunit November 30, 2004

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Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

Vagina Fruit Salad by pablothefish May 27, 2015

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Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

Vigina side salad dressing by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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