The love to grind on a mans chest with a hard vagina because its the only way to get her off. She is scared to put anything on or near her vagina. These people are also quiet in bed, pretty much lifeless.

Sarah was grinding with her rock vagina on his chest to get off?!

Rock Vagina by RJ324 August 16, 2011

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Rock, Paper, Vagina

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.

Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."

Rock, Paper, Vagina by RQD2 July 7, 2010

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vagina rocket

When you're pooping and you have a full tampon and it rockets out when you push.

Dude, I just did a vagina rocket so hard in your bathroom!

vagina rocket by ChaosPixie April 29, 2014

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vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.

dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!

vagina rocket launcher by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008

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rocks in the vagina

Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown

Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina

rocks in the vagina by U571A April 1, 2015

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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