vagina nuts 

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

vagina nuts by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011

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Vaginanus 

A homosexual butthole

Josh was whining like a bitch with a sandbox pussy because Tom wouldn't fuck him in his vaginanus.

Vaginanus by Nasty Nacho May 19, 2006

Vaginanuts 

1. (n.pl.) Oddly-shaped and elongated testicle sacks that resemble vagina lips.

2. (n.pl.) Baby humans.

1. Johannes von Ballzenzephyr hoisted the tanned hides of his mighty vaginanuts against a stiff Southerly wind, drawing his primitive sea raft towards shore - and revenge!

2. We thought there was only one baby up in thar, but my old lady went and dropped TWO vaginanuts right there in the Qwickie Mart.

Vaginanuts by ZapfChance August 12, 2009

Vaginanusitis 

A woman may experience this when wearing underwear that is to small for her and pants that are too tight which results in her buttocks forming two cheeks and a camel toe at the center. Also known as "vagina-butt-butt."

I gained weight and when I went out I had major Vaginanusitis

Vaginanusitis by Chary_Let's Go Home September 18, 2012