vagina block
kelly- i was just about to kiss casey and then danni comes over and vagina blocks me.
morgan- i hate getting vagina blocked
morgan- i hate getting vagina blocked
vagina block by chunkanator7 December 11, 2010
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Vagina Block
The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.
"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."
or
"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."
"Man, that sucks."
or
"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."
Vagina Block by OET March 26, 2009
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vagina blocker by asfgd January 26, 2008
vagina blocking
That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.
vagina blocking by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013
black vagina
I had sex with Tracy, but she had a black vagina. I could have parked my car in there if I wanted to.
black vagina by Bambi eyes April 12, 2014
vaginablock
Bitch, you totally just vaginablocked Rikki-Lee!
It doesn't matter, she's such a slut she'll get some later.
It doesn't matter, she's such a slut she'll get some later.
vaginablock by ozkidzez91 September 27, 2009
black vagine
a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
black vagine by M, Rav and Jo December 11, 2007
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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