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Vaastav
Vaastav by Cool-like-ice5 March 24, 2011
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Ek Duje Ke Vaaste 2
Supposed to be one of the finest ITV shows ever. It's promo and pre-covid was actually one of the best ones. But the stupid EDKV2 Makers turned this masterpiece into DISGUSTING Saas Bahu daily soaps. But still we were attached to it because of Mohika but now along with TRP, Story, Respect, Good Cast, Good acting, even Mohika is gone. And replaced by- 0TRP, Shitty story, Disrepect, Cast that don't even know how to act, acting skills ko toh naale mein phekke aihain yeh log, and probobly the worst Bhai-Behen ki Jodi.
Ek Duje Ke Vaaste 2 by EDKV2 Fandom January 24, 2021
Vacasturbation
Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."
Vacasturbation by Jarredshere February 27, 2011
Vacasturbation
Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.
The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.
If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.
If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.
We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.
If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.
If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.
We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.
Vacasturbation by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011
Vrastuti
A fictional female who can be tough as a big bear, a slippery as a seal or a sneaky as a cat. Ussually sexual by nature and can often be confused with a slut.
Oh snap, I saw a vrastuti walking naked from the shower. Watch your back, Vrastuti can be a real ball buster.
Vrastuti by Shaun Stain November 3, 2006
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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