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Uzair Qureshi 

A male prostitute with aspergers from Crystal Lake, illinois and Bartlett, Illinois. Usually prostitutes these 2 areas but many others as well. He is a very cheap prostitute and most often not worth paying.
He also claims his mid grade is high quality so dont fall for it.
Person 1: Hey do you need a uzair qureshi?

Person 2: No I'm not looking for a prostitute, no thanks.
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Uzair is a kind hearted and funny guy. He has a contagious smile which makes your day better and he’ll know when you’re not okay and ask you. I cannot be more thankful for having an “uzair” in my life .
Uzair is the coolest person ever.
Uzair by avanixoxochardison October 28, 2020
One of the most dependable knights of Jan-Rev, the Maou-sama. He is known for his intelligence, manual king. He has the power of all books. In short, knowledgeable. He is called the knight of knowledge.
You are uzaier
uzaier by Santol detector June 22, 2021
The coolest kid in the world, extremely strong and amazing. Everyone loves Uzair.
Uzair is hell of a cute boy. His smile is the best you will ever see and it'll cheer you up no matter what. He is somebody that attracts anyone around. He is very special (he has exceptional attractive qualities) and is rare to find someone like him.
Uzair is a wonderful young handsome man who is very kind and good looking. There is a myth where a man named Uzair once married a beautiful smart girl named Sydney. It is said that any girl would be luck to marry a guy named Uzair. His names means adventures, brave, funny, and smart.
Uzair is the most loveable, caring and cute boy you will ever meet. Nothing can stop you from loving Uzair, they may not seem like much at first but once you get to know them they will light up your whole world.
Uzair is a role model for all men and is every girls dream boy.
“Get you an Uzair. He's amazing beyond words”.

“Man thats cool! It's something Uzair would do”.

“Uzair will make you the happiest ever”.

“I'm such a loser, I wish I was like Uzair who has lots of friends”.
Uzair by Mr Uzeey February 10, 2020
The coolest kid in the world, extremely strong and tall. Everyone loves Uzair.
Man thats cool! It's something Uzair would do.

I'm such a loser, I was I was like Uzair who has lots of friends,.
uzair by thewholeworld April 9, 2005
A wonderful young handsome man who is tall and good looking. There is a myth where a man named Uzair once married a beautiful smart girl named Sydney. It is said that any girl would be luck to marry a guy named Uzair. His names means adventures, brave, funny, and smart
I once married a man named Uzair
Uzair by Fhrndjf June 13, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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